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♡ I live for glitter, not you ♡

saltycleric:

Ah yes, the original Pokemon starters…

manywinged:

manywinged:

people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).

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this guy set the bar for wizard characters nearly 60 years ago and he’s been killing the game ever since

tincansamurai:

probsjosh:

randomklutz:

themusecalliope:

ultimate-cringelord:

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another pic, different angle

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^ important

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

Catch me at Katsucon and I’ll give you a sweet or spicy valentine!

ablubluh:

1nkblots:

welldamnsam:

charredasperity:

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse

I clicked on it thinking “I’m 28, that’s probably close enough” and just

what… what the fuck was that

are you guys okay?

i’m 27 and my fiance is 30 and i had a visceral gut reaction and he was just like “i don’t know this.” op your grasp on the age range for this reference is spectacular

poachedegg:

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~if you think that what I do and how I live’s too much, I don’t really, really give two fux~

bigtittydgemini:

longbeachgriffy:

How bartenders serve drinks in the club

I’m the Oh sHIT

farawayavalons:

farawayavalons:

top tier: mario and luigi being good brothers

god tier: mario and being good brothers AND engaging in Sibling Culture™

luigi: hey do we have any milk left

mario: oh i drank the last of it

luigi:

mario:

luigi: foolish of you to think you can keep on containing my power. you’ll pay dearly for your milk-stealing crimes soon enough

mario: and who’s going to stop me?? you and your bones lacking in calcium? The milk police?? god??? I have to laugh

nyapping:

cherrycheesebae:

nyapping:

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

thickmara:

stcreole:

5 ways not to be used:


-believe patterns not apologies

-don’t fall in love with potential

-believe red flags

-know your worth

-don’t lower your standards

DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH POTENTIAL!!!!

pigmutual:

i don’t understand much but what i do know is strawberries are very tasty :)

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Hi I’m almost done with this masterpiece! 

belikememes:

So True

samdirector24:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

charlesoberonn:

thepillgrums:

snatchr:

Can’t wait for that Shrek reboot thats actually a prequel where he of course looks like this




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You did this.

Here is real concept art of a teenage Shrek.

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I don’t know what they were gonna use it for, but I’m terrified.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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